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# Here it is
Girth Mark 1


Ragamuffin coming soon...

specifications:
Weight: 2046 pounds
Height: 1.4 meters
length: 1.9 meters (no tail)
special powers: -Ability to talk
-can eat many types of metal to regain mass
-ability to see through wooden doors

(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:58, archived)
# wooo
though those were in fashion, like, so yesterday
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:58, archived)
# wooooo
fat kitty

/edit fast kitty
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Yes
He is fast, fat, and deadly.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:00, archived)
# yay wwwwwwwwwwwehhbsadhnfjdfbgunfa[dsnvjhsdf
im not completely insane


(surgeon's general warning: above statement may be false according to the belief of the general public and or including blode and the giant bee)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:00, archived)
# you joel veitch?
eh?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:00, archived)
# joel veitch
is a god to me
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:01, archived)
# hunting = joel?
methinks perhaps
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:02, archived)
# Nope
this is him.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:08, archived)
# if i was joel veitch
then i would be joel veitch

the lazy bastard i used to idolize but has been really fucking slow at making another episode of blode, or anything else
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:03, archived)
# but no
im just god
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:03, archived)
# yeah
i bought a blode hoody for my sister
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:03, archived)
# I think he's been busy
doing stuff like that and getting paid for it. Lucky bugger.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:05, archived)
# the fattest cat that ever lived
came from just up the road from me


100% fact
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:00, archived)
# did you feed it cheese?
by any chance?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:03, archived)
# dont be silly i fed that to the mice
they were eaten by the cat
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:08, archived)
# does it have a....(wait for it)...
a cat converter? (!)
(sorry)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:01, archived)