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# Cor,
that's a bit risque.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:38, archived)
# I know, I found it hard
to control my lusting while I made it
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:42, archived)
# I must admit
I had to cross my legs and throw an entire bottle of Volvic Mineral water over my lap, my swonickles were revolving at a high rate and the friction was threatening to set fire to my trousers.
Meanwhile, in a small cabinet situated in a doctors surgery in Putney...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:45, archived)
# ...there lie, in a jar, the perfectly preserved testicles
of an Elephant who had succumbed to the amorous advances of a passing MacDonalds lorry and been killed by a glancing blow to its temple...
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:49, archived)
# The Elephant,
who often liked to be called Jerry but whose real name was Keith, had been having a bad day anyway.
His shares had gone down, his pajamas had ripped and the previous night his wife, a small Lebanese Fruit Bat called Sheila, came home to find him having sex with a Panda called Miranda on their brand new white veranda...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:57, archived)
# whilst listening to Spanda Ballet...
who were having a gander at his perturbed dangler
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:04, archived)