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# I'm really missing out on some fantastic comedy
by not having a mobile phone.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:39, archived)
# the calculator's best
55378008
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Am Not!!!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahahahaha!
Boobless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:43, archived)
# But on a mobile you can say what you want
lol - MMS Goat.cx to someone, im sure it has'nt been done.


The next stage of vulga texts are in town.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:53, archived)
# that's goatse.cx
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:00, archived)
# You would know THAT, would'nt you.
I bet your 'the bloke'
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:02, archived)
# you're also missing out on
serious text rsi.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:42, archived)
# don't forget drunken texts
missing them must be a right mare.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:45, archived)
# I've never had a drunken text.
I do get a lot of 'handbag' phone calls from the boyfs mum though, I must be the first name in her phone book.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:58, archived)
# just be thankful your name's not
!!!#$$0 then
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:02, archived)
# I've never had a drunken text
I sent one last weekend though. It's quite scary as I honestly can't remember a single thing I wrote.

btw my pikey mate has not text me back about the surround sound.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Oh yeah I'd forgotten
it seems you can't do it properly anyway, only by using the two stereo output thingums. Bless the Nintendo fools.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:05, archived)
# I love it when you hear someone's convo
and it's about someone you know, or even about yourself.

But they don't know the phone went off
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:04, archived)
# I only ever hear
the inside of her handbag!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:06, archived)
# and it
hears you....
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:12, archived)
# We get on quite well
as it goes.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)