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[challenge entry] Daniel Beddingofield

It's a bit shit, but I just wanted to express my hatred for this man.
He starts of trying to be this cool underground garage guy, then tries to be Enrique Iglesias or suchlike with a songs that uses random lines from other love songs making no sense, having no chorus or continuity. Then he thinks 'ooo rock music is big now, I think I'l make a song where I where a leather jacket and have random guitars and amps flying about in the wind, that'll make me a cool rocker guy!'
Wanker.

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(Major Bumcrack, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# seconded
he writes a tune and then ignores the tune when he sings live, in the Mariah-Carey-why-sing-one-note-when-ten-will-do style.

woo to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Thirded
plus in "Gotta get through this" he sings like a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# fourthed-id
if I met him I'd say

YOUR GAY
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Fifthed
He is captain c*nt.
(black is the old black, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Never heard of him.
Still, whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)
# arf
there's supposed to be a /rant enclosed in triangular brackets at then end of that, but i just wont stay there D:
(Major Bumcrack, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:03, archived)
# how do you manage that?
id love to have the power to not hear shite.
(psausage76, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:08, archived)
# I guess I just don't watch the TV stations
or listen to the radio that he's on.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# he doesn't bother me
and I don't bother him. It works for both of us.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:04, archived)
# I can't be arsed hating him.
Will indifference do?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:07, archived)