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# killer.
i did this for my A-Level media studies coursework. Beat up a mate on camera and called it a martial arts film....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 13 Jun 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Ok then...
Lets plan this.

Do we start it with the old "You spilled my pint"? or "are you fucking my bird"?

The "Are you fucking my bird" will have to be more violent, but the "you spilled my pint" would be more entertaining...

Unless you have better ideas? Just a good old fashion beat down?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 1:06, archived)
# how about, "did you spill my pint whislt fucking my bird?"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 13 Jun 2003, 1:08, archived)
# did you spill my bird whilst fucking my pint?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 1:10, archived)
# "are you callin me all gay?"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 13 Jun 2003, 1:13, archived)
# true story;
someone once shouted at my Dad in the pub: "are you calling my pint a woman?!?"
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 1:14, archived)
# You calling me a liar?
*slap*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)
# How about:
Tom: You spilled my pint
Az: No I didn't
Tom: Are you calling my a liar?
Az: No, but I fucked your bird the other night
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 1:10, archived)
# that works!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 13 Jun 2003, 1:13, archived)
# THERE!!!
That's one sketch done already then:)

SUPERMOORE!!! We've done our bit:)

Ask Tom nicely and I'm sure he'll supply the backing track too:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 1:14, archived)
# yeah man!
death metal to go along with a right riyal ninja ass kicking!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 13 Jun 2003, 1:17, archived)