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# Jayzuz!
I'm glad it doesn't live 'round our way.

Morning folks! Today I are mostly be fighting with the NHS.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:43, archived)
# mor
nin
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Wahey, Front Page!
Congratumalations...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:52, archived)
# god its friggin hot here....
ok ok I'll have a beer to cool me down ...
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Actually I could murder a beer, preferably Singha.
Unfortunately it's 8.56am, and I'm being xrayed in an hour...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Well
unless you swallow the bottle, I don't think the x-ray'll show you drank a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:58, archived)
# Nil by mouth,
unfortunately. I'm so hungry I could eat a horse between two breadvans.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Pinch an IV drip
and poor the beer in there before sticking the needle in your arm.

I have no idea what that would do to you, but I'd be interested in watching the result...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 9:02, archived)
# ooooh.....
I wanna go...
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Ha!
Right. I'm off now good people, see yiz later...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 9:05, archived)