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# He wakes me up with his wonderful voice...


each day... that is until I catch the
little bugger ...
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:28, archived)
# gnaaar
the key to your art is more than just skill.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:29, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
that is not allowed to live!
(Pjotr, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:31, archived)
# hahaha !
I'll take two !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:32, archived)
# Solution:
Large

Bore

Shotgun
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:36, archived)
# that'll be todays purchase then...
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:40, archived)
# nah
you want a sparrowhawk!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Thats rather lovely as well
This made me laugh - is it glass cock Clicky


apologies for the threadjack
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:37, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:43, archived)
# I dont know why
i still find him being an idiot laugh worthy - maybe other wise I'd have to cry
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:48, archived)
# I looked at it and thought, shit,
just a few inches more off balance, and he could've fallen badly, broken his stupid neck, and died in abject fear of the suffocation rapidly spreading over him as the lights go out. For. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:51, archived)
# thats too quick a death
I say lace his pretsils with depleted uranium - apparently its perfectly safe.

edit: although it is impressive that he managed to fall off one of those things - i thought they were meant to be super self stabilising - unless bin LAdin is hiding out in Seatlle flogging segways
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Jayzuz!
I'm glad it doesn't live 'round our way.

Morning folks! Today I are mostly be fighting with the NHS.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:43, archived)
# mor
nin
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Wahey, Front Page!
Congratumalations...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:52, archived)
# god its friggin hot here....
ok ok I'll have a beer to cool me down ...
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Actually I could murder a beer, preferably Singha.
Unfortunately it's 8.56am, and I'm being xrayed in an hour...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Well
unless you swallow the bottle, I don't think the x-ray'll show you drank a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:58, archived)
# Nil by mouth,
unfortunately. I'm so hungry I could eat a horse between two breadvans.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Pinch an IV drip
and poor the beer in there before sticking the needle in your arm.

I have no idea what that would do to you, but I'd be interested in watching the result...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 9:02, archived)
# ooooh.....
I wanna go...
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Ha!
Right. I'm off now good people, see yiz later...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 9:05, archived)
# That bird is making me horney
Ooooo sooooo horney
(jerkchicken, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:44, archived)
# aah!
that's evidence why human-faced strawberries and birds should never mate.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 8:54, archived)
# I see him singing to Grandma's bigband stuff.
Maybe the rat pack.

'Tis a lovely creature squire. :)
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 9:18, archived)