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# I once knew a girl called Tamara,
but nothing rhymes with that,
so I kicked her in the twat.
*sozz*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)
# I once knew a girl
only once though
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:58, archived)
# I met one once too.
she puked on my lap.
Was the happiest day of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)
# ok I didn't actually meet her
I just sort of watched her, for seven years.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:04, archived)
# you know me (sort of)
and i'm treble legendary :)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:11, archived)
# please don't let slip
that I'm a transexual amputee
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:14, archived)
# i wouldnt
dream of it...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)
# If you do the poem in spanish,
"lampara" means lamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)