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# mhhh
I know an old lady who swallowed a lot.

I fucking hated that fat bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# shouldn't be so quick
to complain about ladies who swallow.

/coat
(pibakic, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)
# 3 types of lady.
The spitter, the swallower and the gargler.

heheh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)
# What about those who don't...
...ever?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:00, archived)
# not interested in <i>them</i>!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)
# Choosy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# they would be
known as the girlfriend of stouffer
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# seriously?
poor boy
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)
# ex-girlfriend,
see there are some comforts.
(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)
# true
to be brutally honest, she had a bit of a 'tache anyway. it would have been like velcro.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:10, archived)
# *shudders*
too... much... information...
Yeeeeep!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
So much more information that I needed...
(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)
# yay
i've managed to kill two birds with one stone. and by that i mean i've managed to disgust two ladies with one comment. not two actual birds with one stone.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:18, archived)
# avoid
like the plague :)

they're missing out, if you ask me said too much again
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# ...
lost for words
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)
# *likes unicorns way of thinking
why cant i meet anyone who thinks like this????
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)
# i like girls, too
and football

am i the perfect girlfriend, or what? :)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)
# No. Don't like football.
And in what sense do you "like girls"? Most of my girlfriends friends are
girls, so big deal...

Me? An idiot? Why, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:11, archived)
# tsk.
did you never pay attention to Lesbian Hour?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)
# Not really.
To be honest, the thought of my girlfriend leaving me for a WOMAN, really freaks me out...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:18, archived)
# marry me???????
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:15, archived)
# Wouldn't rockbus object?
...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)
# yes
he would...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# who cares
i dont think i know any ladies who are into football,are bisexual and err.. "cook socks"
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:25, archived)
# hot DIGGETY
You are THE NOW LEGENDARY NOW LEGENDARY unicorn.
*smarm*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)
# treble legendary
i rule :) *laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:09, archived)
# I knew your mum, too...

/swift exit
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)
# .
Shouldn't be nasty about mum though really...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:48, archived)
# .
She did do anal too, which was a bonus..
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)
# You really are quite disturbed.
...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:53, archived)
# .
I am since she did that the evil cow...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)
# Here, take my coat...
/flees from the scary person...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:58, archived)
# one swallow doth not a summer make
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe

so she swallowed that as well
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)
# I knew an old lady who swallowed a car
Thats what she told me anyway. Everyone else reckoned she nicked my car and sold it...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:52, archived)
# I know an old lady who swallowed a young boy
It was me, now i live in her stomach with my laptop computer and mobile phone for interweb access
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)
# Not that Canadian supply teacher again?
Bloody hell...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# ta
da!
(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# She didn't nick it
Cos I had some too!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)
# I once knew a girl called Tamara,
but nothing rhymes with that,
so I kicked her in the twat.
*sozz*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)
# I once knew a girl
only once though
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:58, archived)
# I met one once too.
she puked on my lap.
Was the happiest day of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)
# ok I didn't actually meet her
I just sort of watched her, for seven years.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:04, archived)
# you know me (sort of)
and i'm treble legendary :)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:11, archived)
# please don't let slip
that I'm a transexual amputee
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:14, archived)
# i wouldnt
dream of it...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)
# If you do the poem in spanish,
"lampara" means lamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)