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# there once was a reader of tarot
Who'd fashion phallic features in carrots
He'd photo the lot
Run them through photoshop
And post all the pictures on b3ta

SORRY...really sorry...just really wanted to use the 'it's pronounced' joke...so, so sorry...(weeps uncontrollably)
(I helped save b3ta! trumpet, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:05, archived)
# you bastard.
My pet parrot died on Sunday.
sob, taking the piss.
Im crying now.
Actually, going to cremate the fucker tonight. eeeeeeew.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)
# poor Hugo.
I'm sorry about your parrot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)
# so it
was you who fiddled with the bookshelf eh?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:09, archived)
# i find that
an OUTRAGEOUS assertion.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)
# sozz
about your parrot, but any chance of a live webcast tonight :)
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)
# no, but going to take
photes of the event.
Rob reckons I should make a rememberance site with "candle i the wind" playing in the background..
I loved the parrot, but that aint going to stop me taking the piss out of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)
# oops
sorry - forgot about your parrot. apologies...and a hasty edit coming up that'll make this string make no sense at all...
(I helped save b3ta! trumpet, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)