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# Wank like an Egyptian...
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Did they wank it softly?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)
# of course they didnt.
shesh!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)
# ahhh
Gamesmaster would be proud.

They'd never have a problem getting off level one of mario.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)
# getting off
on level on of Mario?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 24 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)
# no
level one on mario likes you to help it get off. which was the whole point of the original joke, but i fear it went over some heads :)

...

"Gamesmaster, how do I get off level one on mario?"
"WANK IT! WANK IT HARD!"
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)
# ah
*fog lifts*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)
# aha
I never saw the joke, and never understood the 'wank it hard' thing.
/enlightenment
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 24 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)
# I just enjoy shouting
"WANK IT! WANK IT HARD!"

for no apparent reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)
# you should always follow it with
"/gamesmaster", though.

So it is written, so it shall be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)
# eeeeeeeeewwwww
but yay.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Yay!
Yay for ancient wanking!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)
# didn't actually see this before posting above.
Mindpiss?
(Choaderboy, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Heh.
It's just one of those images that's crying out for a shoppin'
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)