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# sky news just interviewed some old woman
about the honours list and for no explained reason she had a thing on her lap she was stroking.
It wasn't a dog, it wasn't a cat.
It wasn't a bird and it wasn't a rat.
can you guess what she was stroking?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 20:52, archived)
# a man
a really old man.
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 20:52, archived)
# Her ladyparts?
Apparently it's rife in old peoples' homes.
(The Unknown Anorak, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 20:54, archived)
# most old women
have a stroke at some time or other....

an otteR?
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 20:55, archived)
# nope not yet.
It was alive and it looked up at her as she stroked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)
# blimey
what my mum been up to?
(The Unknown Anorak, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)
# lol
.weebl rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 21:00, archived)
# was it
the interviewer?
(Kieren, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 20:58, archived)
# ferret ?
..
(minoltion, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)
# A Vessel of Overwhelming Emptiness?
??
(DaveUnnecessary, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)
# that would be the same as
her ladyparts surely!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 21:01, archived)
# It was
a little monkey!!!!!!!

god knows what she was doing with it. I think that's the only reason they wanted to interview her, the camerman kept zooming in on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 21:02, archived)
# She was stroking off a monkey?
Thats..wierd.
(DaveUnnecessary, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 21:03, archived)
# better than
her spanking it
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 21:04, archived)
# There was a 'moment' between them
Some things need no words.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 21:07, archived)
# scrabble isnt one of them
.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 21:08, archived)
# true
but it goes without saying that
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 21:12, archived)
# Although you could play Scrabble Rebus without words
.
(DaveUnnecessary, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 21:15, archived)
# unless
you play dyslexic scrabble!
trying not to make a legit word can get quite tricky when the board starts to fill up!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 21:14, archived)
# lol
you have too much time on your hands....
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 21:18, archived)
# Heh!

Although that's what I thought I'd implied :)
(DaveUnnecessary, Sat 15 Jun 2002, 21:07, archived)