Ferrets are great pets
easy to look after, friendly - just look out if one decides to bite you, it'll fucking hurt.
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Ijon Tichy,
Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:06,
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Mine don't!
I keep their cage clean and don't overbathe them into producing musk. At their worst, they are like a combo of new-mown grass, warm puppy and cheap men's cologne.
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Britpoptart,
Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:13,
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One of the dinner ladies
at my primary school used to keep ferrets. She brought one into school one day, and it pissed on the headmistress...
Which was pretty much what the kids thought of her too.
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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!,
Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:10,
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