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Here you go--t'isn't Potatoshopt tho.



The trouble with ferrets is that they get into everything, you know.

Milla

From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 485 entries (closed)

(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Wow
I'm glad I don't have a ferret for a penis
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)
# I just wish I was so lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:39, archived)
# ha!
I'm glad I don't have apenis, full stop.

'Cause I'm a girl.
(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Has noone shown you what fun they can be yet? ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Uh-oh
*ducks in preparation of hormonal outburst*
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:44, archived)
# oh really
who is there here that would be at all hormonal?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Oh so many
perverted and hormonally imbalanced youths. Myself included. Although I think my hormone burst should have ended a few years ago.
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Certainly not me
I was just scratching meself.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:49, archived)
# DON'T
SNIFF YOU FINGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Why not?
*sniffs self*

Ah...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:13, archived)
# here we go again
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)
# i did actually read that as 'penetration'.
and i'm supposed to be on holiday.
(martian, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)
# cheeky!
They are fun to borrow, s'true...hmmm.
(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)
# do you want some
recommendations?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)
# What are you recommending? Places to borrow a penis??

Pervert! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Well
if there's some sort of library, I'll happily donate...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Would it be
a Pubic Library?
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:52, archived)
# LOL
Yeah sure, why not, send me a half dozen or so. I'm not doing anything for the next hour. I'd like the gift-wrapped variety pack, please. *snort*
(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:56, archived)
# What are you snorting?

Got any left?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)
# which flavour?
"well, *everyone* likes cheese and onion..."
(martian, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:58, archived)
# I
don't.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:05, archived)
# If you try to snort them
then I'm afraid you've lost the whole point of the matter
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:58, archived)
# or she has
really big nostrils.
(martian, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:59, archived)
# My nostrils are normal-sized...
...I just thought you'd be sending yours along, you know. Perfect fit and all that.

(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Oooh bravo.
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:06, archived)
# hey, don't start on me, pinocchio
it's ijon who's sending you his cock!
(martian, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Oh goody!!
It's Xmas in July! :D
(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)
# I had a courier
here just now if Britpoptart had told me her address I'm sure they could've squeezed me in...

Think I may shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Why would he send
his nostrils to you?
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Dunno...
...am I getting extra nostrils now, too? Don't have much need for those, really, my 2 work just fine.

(Note that I am not stooping to reciting the oooolllld joke...you know the one...

"If he sends me his nostrils, then how will he smell?"
"Oh, as awful as always, I reckon...")
(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Alaska...
'cause I can't remember for sure, Juneau?
(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:14, archived)
# I happen to be a master of the Penis-Grappling Style
Lohung Wang-Do
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Mine's up for sale!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:00, archived)
# How many smiles on the cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:04, archived)
# 2 careful owners
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:06, archived)
# I'm usually quite angry at my penis
I beat it every chance I get </perv>
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)
# (Case in point...
Look at the ruins of my nicely arranged bookcase to the lower left of the frame. Little bastards.)
(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Is it true
that they sleep as much as cats and are as playful as dogs when awake?
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Yes
They are a handful. Mostly like cats, in that they eat cat food, sleep in cat beds, use cat boxes and wash themselves. Like dogs in that they learn tricks and sorta-kinda walk on a leash. (You can at least take them for a brisk drag or something. LOL)

I didn't want a ferret, but he was dumped near my house. He's been a good, if mischievous, pet. He even picked himself out a little girlfriend in the pet store...just make yourself at home, why don't you, then?...while I was supposed to be buying fert kibbles.
(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Ferrets are great pets
easy to look after, friendly - just look out if one decides to bite you, it'll fucking hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:06, archived)
# they fucking stink, though!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Mine don't!
I keep their cage clean and don't overbathe them into producing musk. At their worst, they are like a combo of new-mown grass, warm puppy and cheap men's cologne.
(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:13, archived)
# One of the dinner ladies
at my primary school used to keep ferrets. She brought one into school one day, and it pissed on the headmistress...

Which was pretty much what the kids thought of her too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:10, archived)