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# spiny cousin
to crab bloke

(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:05, archived)
# That's not his cousin
that's his wife.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:09, archived)
# sorry
my mistake, i apologise crab bloke, it's an easy one to make, i forgot that your cousin has dark hair now.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:10, archived)
# It's easier to tell the scale
when there's a U-Boat around

(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:16, archived)
# Mein Gott!
That U-Boat is tiny!!!!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:20, archived)
# No no no no
The U-Boat is vast. Luckily, the Titanic landed around there, so you can get a better idea of relative sizes.

(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:27, archived)
# So how big is this duck ?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:57, archived)
# christ, it's enormous
or possibly just very close to the camera. hard to tell
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:02, archived)
# ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Run for your lives.

have you seen how big that duck is on sonar

(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:27, archived)
# that makes it
a lot clearer, i can see where i went wrong now, cheers for clearing that up.
could have caused a lot of confusion on the high street if people were thinking it was your cousin, could have got you into all sorts of trouble with the police.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:23, archived)