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[challenge entry] My other world record:
18 ball juggling between 2 people



this one is real, not a hoax

From the The B3ta Book of Records challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:37, archived)
# again
hi hoopla levels
(, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:40, archived)
# I thought
I told you lot not to play with your balls in public.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:40, archived)
# I hate jugglers
nearly as much as I hate Fridays.
That is all.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)
# go on.
Explain yourself.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:48, archived)
# They're just bloody beggars.
Except they're worse than beggars because they take up half the pavement. Come festival time, Edinburgh's streets clog like a fat man's arteries because of all those bloody batton-throwing parasites. And that sod outside Camden Stables is just a public hazard.

So, after umpteen unemployed years of practice, you can throw however many balls in the air? Whoop. You could've learned to play the violin, or written a novel, or advanced the sum knowledge of humanity in some tiny but significant way. But instead, you chose to throw balls in the air. Here, have a pound.

Bastards.

(, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)
# That is very true
people who juggling for money are shit. On the other hand, I do play the violin and am writing a novel. And I'm not unemployed.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Second par references to "you" were not specific, chum.
Just a general rant.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 13:01, archived)
# No problem
You are just using a very large brush and a lot of tar for a very wide target.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 13:03, archived)
# by golly.
What a load of crap!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 13:01, archived)
# you am
good, like
(, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Where you at world apathy day in the lakes?
.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Yes,
were you?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:55, archived)