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[challenge entry] Not sure if it's a world record...


...but it's still fairly impressive.

From the The B3ta Book of Records challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 0:05, archived)
# excellente.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 0:06, archived)
# his head must weigh fifty pounds alone.
imagine the size of his balls.
he sounds like the sort of person who'd tell you what he was going to do before he did it.
"i'm going to pull your head off."
"oh no, please don't!"
"i'm going to pull your head off because i don't like your head."
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 0:06, archived)
# I fuck arses
Who fucks arses?
Maybe he fucks arses.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 0:10, archived)
# "on this trip, i must procure a child."
"what do you want a child for?"
"to instruct it in the ways of righteousness!"
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 0:11, archived)