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# The Pancake - Head Rabbit Owner explains:
The main theme of my site is not to show these 'headperformance' links,
and it's not my hope to propagandize nothing but the strangeness of his
headperformance over the world.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 4:52, archived)
# yeah... it was sweet
i used to put pens on my cats head - Basil.

here are some photos of him (without pens):

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:07, archived)
# you should get a new cat
and get right on into that headperformance.
Nice ginger pussy by the way, etc etc etc...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:09, archived)
# my girlf has a cat called Rocky
we've been thinking making a website called

mycatisgay.com

as he roles on his back and looks utterly silly.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:19, archived)
# darn it... that URL has already been taken
bloody internet.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:21, archived)
# for a minute
I thought you meant your girlfriends cat could balance rolls on it's back.
You should try that you know.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:24, archived)
# I put a pair on boxer shorts on him a couple of days ago
he walked backwards and growled at me.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:25, archived)
# that's it then
he's bound to be gay. Walking backwards is a sure sign. I've seen that before.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:27, archived)
# walking backwards
is a sign of the devil - i think.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:35, archived)
# does he write with
his left paw? If so - he surely is the devil himself.
(But try him with a roll, go on, just to be sure)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:47, archived)
# I swear
I want to give the rabbit owner a big kiss. Bless him. We want MORE headperformance! And we want it now.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:07, archived)
# Yes
Headperformance skills are sorely underrated, in the rabbit world at least.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:10, archived)
# and in the
crab world?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 5:12, archived)
# good point
maybe i should try balancing the Great Pyramid of Cheops on one of the crabs. The crab in the poke the crab game does dance on his head though, in a breakdancey kind of way. does that count as a headperformance?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 7:52, archived)
# the crabs have
never tried that themselves? Jeez I thought pyramid balancing was taught in junior school. Crabs these days! TUT.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 8:39, archived)