where am i?
what year is this?
who is the president?
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Sunshine Elephant,
Mon 7 Jul 2003, 22:39,
archived)
Don't fool the poor man.
It's Maurice, not Graham.
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whelkboy is old now, you see,
Mon 7 Jul 2003, 22:41,
archived)
Birmingham
2003
Jeremy Beadle
In short, welcome to Hell
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verbal,
Mon 7 Jul 2003, 22:41,
archived)
1. kittens always know exactly where they are
2. kittens use a different calendar system to humans.
3. kittens have no president.
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Mon 7 Jul 2003, 22:41,
archived)