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# hubba hubba
i like women from the sixties. their tits look all funny.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# The reacted to
the earth magnetic core you know.
Fact.

*does dance*
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# 'lo Mike
What happened to you Friday, you get home ok?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# hugo
threw me out of the pub, like literally threw me. then i bought a burger and paid far too much for a taxi home when i had a sodding travelcard and could have got a night bus.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# sounds about par for the course.
You missed another good one on Saturday though.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)
# i went to a party
with a brazilian rock band instead, and met a lovely girl who i then entirely failed to get off with, then i fell asleep and so went home at like 4:30 but the party was still just getting started and then i found a late-night bakery and it was all oh yes.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)
# you owe me
one hug.

(see below)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)
# it's actually
short for 'one huge slap in the face', so okay.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:07, archived)