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Lovely

Vespa Girls

and this.

I'll motherfucking kill you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:47, archived)

yay!

Mr Alfie should have seen that for his "Girls on Bikes" movie.

I'm seriously considering flogging the car and getting one of those. They am the bestestest.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)

I want one,

but only when I lose weight.
Theres nothing more funny than a fat man on a tiny bike.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:50, archived)

Hurray for summer!

Fat girls wearing crop-tops and showing us their wobbling rolls of pale, puckered fat.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)

*shudder*

even worse, not girls but their mums and grandmas...

I live by the seaside. It's not always pretty.

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Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)

There's certain items of clothing

that just shouldn't be sold above a certain size.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)

true

but then again, overweight girls who are, say, a size 20, can look really nice wearing size 20 clothes. The problem starts when they wear clothes that are several sizes too small, and they bulge out the sides.

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Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)

bingo wings

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:07, archived)

like this...

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custard, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)

I agree with the issue.

Since my stomach bypass operation. I have lost about four stones. I could never return to being fat. It's so unstylish.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:01, archived)

True

but many fat girls look spiffy with big hair.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)

The film "Hairspray"

being a fine example ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:03, archived)

That's true.

I used to model myself on Tracy Turnblad.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)

I don't understand 'spiffy'.

Are you posh?

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)

Me,

yes.
I eat Primula on crispbread and drink Diet Coke.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)

Coo.

I eat Diet Coke and express Primula from my bosoms during in-between times.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:07, archived)

Then

you are just as posh as I.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)

But I don't like the Primula thing.

I had to take antibiotics to get rid.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)

It would be much more convenient

if you expressed Dairylea triangles.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)

what would Sue Drawbridge think

of you talking to boys like that?

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Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:09, archived)

She won't use the computer.

She thinks it's a 'conduit to Hell'.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)

it's so unhealthy

I've had eating disorders so I'm biased, but I see fat in the same way as I see gangrene - not good for you and a bit disgusting.

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Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)

I used to have an eating disorder.

I would cram KitKats into my food-hole until I nearly burst my asophagus.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)

there is...

identical fat twins on identical small mopeds.

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)

..or a really, really fat person

on 2 mopeds, one for each arse cheek.

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munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)

there's a chap

that works near me that rides a monkey bike. i can't tell whether he's fat or not, but he does teeter precariously

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)

Ciao!

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)

i fuggin love that pic!

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munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)

cheers,

I like that fact that I successfully solved the problem as to how a swan would operate a motorised vehicle:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:10, archived)

I was wondering...

if anyone had any Swan Vespas...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)

yay!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)

Fat Bastards

They must be from Devon.

(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:01, archived)

with a faceless crash helmet

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Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)

used to have a Gilera Runner till some cunt nicked it.
Still , he killed himself trying to fish it out of a river he ditched it in.

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)

I had a Piaggio

which was my pride and joy until some cunts failed to nick it, so just smashed it up instead. CUNTS.

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The Boy T, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)

This is partly

what puts me off.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)

loved it , bummer was I hadn't renewed the insurance so i lost me bike and had to stump up £140 for the recovery/storage fee :(

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)

Mine got stollen so often when I lived in Lewisham

that the insurance got more than the value of the bike.
The last time it got nicked, I just gave up, instead I drink and use public transport instead these day.

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Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:57, archived)

I love Lewisham.

Derek's homeboys hang round there.

Well, they used to. They all got beaten up by a gang of 11-year olds.

(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)

I love Gileras

Gilera Gilera.

(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)

fucking

lovely it was , silver one

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)

I like the vespa girls thingy

the other lady, would be care in the community, if she could find a community that cared.

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Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)

So much of the internet is parody

I wonder if anything out there is genuine any more.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)

Only B3ta

is guaranteed 100% of fact.

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)

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Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)

Yes!

B3ta performs an alchemical distillation of the sludge of the Interweb, to yield the pure elixir of enlightenment that is 100% of FACT!

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)

For you bovine

Deb's Moo Moos
And I agree with Pootle in regards the Vespa girls and that interesting laydee.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)

Aaawww,

I want the Moomy, Dracmooma and the Frankestein one with Moo in it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:51, archived)

only if you've been

udderly good this year.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)

I have been.

4 stomachs.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)

this message made me laugh.

you know why?

it's cause you're STUPID.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)

Now,

if only I could find some way to distill.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)

three cheers for cheeseland

they're right, cheeseland just doesn't get the accolades it deserves

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)

indeed

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)

eep...

scared now

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munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:50, archived)

you

trawler of internet rubbish you!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:50, archived)

I mother fucking

kill you, its got my mother fucking name on it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)

see

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)

hahaha

I can imagine some 12year old kid with a 9mm waving it at me now.

'I'm gonna kill you. It's got my fucking name on it yo'

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)

vespa girls are cool

but the other thing is a bit OTT

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Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)

But funny,

very funny.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)

post shit like that again

and ill no and ill muther fucking kill you!:)

yes it is funny though

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Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)

Please note

the home page

I know I look good.
I like to siber.

She's a wealth of cathphrases.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)

i thought it was a chap

well i never

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)

I did at first.

DON'T TAKE MY MOTHERFUCKING PICTURES!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)

ILL FUCK YOU UP

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:03, archived)

the arse?

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Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)

thats just how he likes it.. ;)

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)

whatever happened to that

I love black people website? I loved that.

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Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)

How

do you no?

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Rooster, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)

yours, I believe

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munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:57, archived)

Ahhh!

kw'no.
That's it.

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Rooster, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)

"page created with Easy Designer"

I'll be buying that then!

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Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)

have you seen the file name of his picture?

- blackie

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thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)

I think its

a woman...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)

no the one on the left

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thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)

Yes,

that's who I meant.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)

ewwwwwwww

not even with yours

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thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)

I know I look good.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)

hubba hubba

i like women from the sixties. their tits look all funny.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)

The reacted to

the earth magnetic core you know.
Fact.

*does dance*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)

'lo Mike

What happened to you Friday, you get home ok?

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)

hugo

threw me out of the pub, like literally threw me. then i bought a burger and paid far too much for a taxi home when i had a sodding travelcard and could have got a night bus.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)

sounds about par for the course.

You missed another good one on Saturday though.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)

i went to a party

with a brazilian rock band instead, and met a lovely girl who i then entirely failed to get off with, then i fell asleep and so went home at like 4:30 but the party was still just getting started and then i found a late-night bakery and it was all oh yes.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)

you owe me

one hug.

(see below)

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)

it's actually

short for 'one huge slap in the face', so okay.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:07, archived)

march 63

would get it, oh yes she would...

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)

But she'd be

about 65 now!

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Rooster, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:57, archived)

and that's just how he likes them

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)

so rigid

you could snap them...

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)

Lovely calendar girls should be shot

immediately. Those girls are all in their 60's now. I'm really depressed now. I think I'll listen to Morrisey and slit my wrists again.

(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)

Ill motherfucking kill you

is one of the funniest things i have EVER seen in my life.

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:03, archived)