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i have brown hair

in the sun my eyelashes go blonde

if i dont shave for a 2 days i almost have a proper beard. Being a monkey boy is a pain in the arse sometimes...

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)

Tell me about it.

At what stage of a relationship is it acceptable to ask your girlfriend to shave your back?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:22, archived)

just before you want

to break up with her.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)

when you've fallen over

and broken both arms?

still, better than being like a man boy, hairless men are somewhat freaky - like them albinos you see in the summer time

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)

It will

be very itchy when it grows back. So don't.

(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)

she's sepaking from experience.

so, amerella, how's the circus life?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)

Well the pay's better

now my moustache has grown back.

(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)

Hairy back?

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)

itchy.

flakey scalp?

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:25, archived)

tired

nervous headache?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)

Try suicide.

100% effective solution to all your bodily troubles.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)