it's too goddamm hot in our office to work
so i done this instead
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:17,
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so i done this instead
wow that's 6 hours!!!
his wife must have made him get the snip after that!
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:29,
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You've got dark hair
how could you possibly grow a strawberry blonde beard?
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:22,
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ditto.
but then i also spent 6 months trying to grow side burns.
which were shit.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:19,
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which were shit.
i have brown hair
in the sun my eyelashes go blonde
if i dont shave for a 2 days i almost have a proper beard. Being a monkey boy is a pain in the arse sometimes...
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:20,
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if i dont shave for a 2 days i almost have a proper beard. Being a monkey boy is a pain in the arse sometimes...
Tell me about it.
At what stage of a relationship is it acceptable to ask your girlfriend to shave your back?
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:22,
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when you've fallen over
and broken both arms?
still, better than being like a man boy, hairless men are somewhat freaky - like them albinos you see in the summer time
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:24,
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still, better than being like a man boy, hairless men are somewhat freaky - like them albinos you see in the summer time
she's sepaking from experience.
so, amerella, how's the circus life?
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:27,
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Try suicide.
100% effective solution to all your bodily troubles.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:27,
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Don't worry.
Beards are fucking shit. No-one looks good in a beard. Apart from Brian Blessed.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:21,
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this is why i am clean-shaven
but can't be arsed to shave too often...
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:21,
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Personally
I still wash, even if I don't shave for a few days - I hate having a dirty beard.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:23,
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it's the funniest thing in the world
if you're walking out of the men's toilets behind someone, to point at him behind his back, and mouth the words, "didn't wash his hands" at his mates...
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:29,
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I had the scariest experience of my life
in the men's toilets in a pub in Canterbury, because I washed my hands...
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:33,
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Someone once told me
that 65% of men don't wash their hands after going to the toilet.
I thought it was 100%
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:32,
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I thought it was 100%
oooh
my hair is black - but it has grey on the sides.
but my beard (if I were to grow one) is ginger and blond!!
wooooooo
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:21,
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but my beard (if I were to grow one) is ginger and blond!!
wooooooo
"blonde", my arse
you sire, are a ginge - baggsy no comments and no back talk
GINGER-BAP!
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:29,
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GINGER-BAP!
My hair is blond,
but my beard grows blond, ginger and brown.
Beards are strange. Lots of little hairs, BURSTING OUT OF YOUR FACE.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:18,
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Beards are strange. Lots of little hairs, BURSTING OUT OF YOUR FACE.
goddamm things
least i found me a girly that likes em now, no more having to shave for public appearances! woo!
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:19,
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Shaving,
is fucking irritating.
I need to laser off my chin hair.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:21,
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I need to laser off my chin hair.
you
can buy eostrogen(?) that gets rid of it.
As an added bonus - you also grow MASSIVE TITS when you take it.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:24,
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As an added bonus - you also grow MASSIVE TITS when you take it.
my beard is odd
i have a little bald patch right under my chin, like an anti-goatee
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:20,
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I was
14 when my first, pure white hair was discovered... I`m gonna be like Leslie Nielsen by the time I`m thirty. Without the talent, obviously.
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:31,
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it's because
your beard knows:
Ginger people are cool*
*100% of FACT
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Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:20,
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Ginger people are cool*
*100% of FACT