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# hahaha!
that's flippin' ace!

Morning all :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# morning.
tea?
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# strong coffee please :)
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# bleh.
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# at least coffee's consistent
you never know if tea will be drinkable or not
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:45, archived)
# coffee is never drinkable
disgusting stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:48, archived)
# now steady on!
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# no, that was an attempt to sum up how i feel this morning.
blah. when i left smirny's, slim was asleep on one sofa, misteralfie asleep on another, my mate joe asleep in the garden, and about three other people dotted about the living room.

and then i managed to lock myself between smirny's front door and the house front door so had to wake him up by banging on the door, loudly.

so i got home about quarter past three. and now.... bleh.
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:51, archived)
# that's a fair comment.
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# I don't know how I do it
I can just sense these things
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:57, archived)
# spooky.
so, how was your saturday evening?
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)
# quiet, as always
I live a very dull life :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:03, archived)
# there was no bloke action
then?
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)
# well
a phone call and some interwebbiness but there's the small matter of the Irish see being in the way until Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)
# boo for separation
woo for thursday.
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:07, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# hey pecker!
that anim really does rock, y'know :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Good moaning
Madame.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Have you just got your degree then?
Or are you just over-qualified in fluffiness? Both, I'd imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Batsgirl emailed me my certificate last night
I believe I am now fully qualified to handle kittens and rabbits :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# awwwww
ickle bunny tails!
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:45, archived)
# to be honest
I think I'd rather avoid the tail region.

So, where's everyone's favourite pachyderm today?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# he's in the corner
wanking and crying.
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)
# dead kitty!
*sniff*

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3061243.stm
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
There was a horrid little 4 year old in the paper yesterday who flushed a kitten down the loo :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# What a little shitebag.
Where'd he live?

Can we lock him in a car outside a daycare centre to bake slowly to death?
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:50, archived)
# can't remember where he lived
but he oughta be strung up...mutter...greumble
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# you live in norn iron
surely you know 'someone'...?
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)
# hehe!
funny thing is, it is actually really easy to sort that out here, if you're that way inclined
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# i know.
when i started going out with a derry girl, that's one of the first things she mentioned...
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:57, archived)
# oooh!
Derry/Londonderry's a bit rough. We call Derry "Stroke City" here so as not to offend either side.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)
# i met a norn iron blokey and said, "my girlfriend's from derry"
he said, "i think you mean londonderry"
i said, "i'm not shagging you, so i'll call it what she likes"
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:00, archived)
# fun personal fact:
every girlfriend i've ever had has been an older, shorter catholic. except the first one, who was a month younger than me.
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)
# hmm....
how tall are you? ;-P
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Thats really sad!
Poor thing...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:49, archived)
# contract killing??
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:50, archived)
# That's a shame.
He was such a distinguished-looking little fellow, too.
(Larry_Mudd, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)
# heh.
he looks like russian kitty from 'cats & dogs'...

"no, little puppydog. it is YOU who is in trouble!"
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:01, archived)