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# this week only
win the hand in marrage of a brummy internet Entrepreneur.

Pretty blond Kay Hammond (24, 34, 28, 34) is looking to find the man of her dreams, by auctioning herself on the web, all men must meet basic health requirements. this offer will never be repeted, so if you looking for ridicule and want to be splashed over the tabloids, and you have the money, maybe you'll get dog the little minx. Be warry though, she loves work, her dog and singing. so cilla which one is it going to be.

www.qxl.com/cgi-bin/qxlhome.cgi/EN/QXL/PR/U1010499296/_23263862
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:37, archived)
# does she
dance on the hour?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:39, archived)
# hey you can specify
a quantity for the bid - she got friends?
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:42, archived)
# What's with the vital statistics "24, 34, 28, 34"
What's the first one? The circumference of her head?

Bid that's currently on the table is £251000. She says that she is looking for a normal person. Hmm, let's see. A normal man - not a "cyber-geek" who is prepared to spend quarter of a million on a wife, get filmed for the telly and have his head examined on demand. I know loads of those. World's full of them.
(Oolong, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:53, archived)
# 24
is her age

(but could be a reference to her IQ)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:59, archived)
# I wouldn't trust
her, she claims her parents are Bill Gates and Richard Branson.
(I helped save b3ta! browncat247 browncat247, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:53, archived)
# Cunt is nolonger offensive.
The new offensive is racial stuff like nigger & paki. Say those words and you'll get the same shocked silence that cunt brought 20 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 5:54, archived)
# Unless of course
You happen to be a negro or pakistani. Then you can say whatever you like.
(twelveways, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:12, archived)
# I'll say what I like

it's my bloody jubilee.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 6:18, archived)
# would be
good to get her in for questioning?
(batardo, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:09, archived)
# Hmmmm
"Images are for
illustrative purposes only"

Need we say anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:49, archived)
# Also...
"All bidders agree to be filmed by Channel 4"

I smell a documentary.
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 7:53, archived)