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# I don't want to cook properly.
I'm too lazy.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Dominos pizza
have a website, so you can place your order without needing to be able to speak Turkish.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)
# If I had money, that would be great.
As I don't, I'm going to go fooding.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Invite yourself round to someones elses house just before teatime
then be so funny and witty that they insist that you stay for tea.

similarly, you could joke your way into bed with them should you feel the need.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)