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yay

back up to 4 piercings now :-)

*REALLY* NSFA

clamped
pierced
fucked up
redone :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:22, archived)

you sick fucker

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:23, archived)

yes

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:23, archived)

is this self mutilation helping your quest for accommodation?

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rob, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:27, archived)

hahaha !

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Tedmus, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:27, archived)

h'raa for minidicks

they make me laugh so.

speaking of small things, mini threadjack, can anyone speak fluent german here? i need a bit of help.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)

Mick Foley can!

But he's not here, nor will he ever be...he doesn't like Computers.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:30, archived)

are you

Dawn Syndrome?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)

t'is

a bit of a shame, i couldnt believe my luck when i got called by my agency and they have a job for me that pays £25 an hour as a linguist. mere problem is i am only very good in german, not fluent. need to know names of computer hardware in german.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:33, archived)

why not just go to a german website that sells hardware

and see what they call each bit?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

you are

a genious. :)

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

das mother board

der screen
ein mousey-thing

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new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)

das boot-screen

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)

arf arf arf

;)

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new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:42, archived)

du bist sehr lustig

Herr Reverend.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:50, archived)

ich habe ein große

hosenschlanger

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)

How can you take a job like that

when you cant even spell Linguist?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:36, archived)

i thought he meant

a linuxist,
maybe it's just his typing.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)

hehe

my sentiments exactly :D

if i get it, I will be luckiest person alive, i have worked out that on a full 9-5 5 day week of being there i would be bringing home 1000 a week, that is alot. i'm praying the gods shall help me (and i'm not religious)

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:39, archived)

I would have thought,

that most 'computer/hardware' type words were pretty similar?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

well some are...

RAM - RAM
Memory - Memory
Megabyte - Megabyte
Gigabyte - Gigabyte

but then some aren't...

Hard Drive - Fest Platte
Speakers - Laut Sprecher
Monitor - Bildschurm

s'all a bit confusing.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)

i thought you were good at german?

how is the literal translation of loud speaker confusing? ;¬)

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:44, archived)

lol

i am good in german, i lived there till i was 6 :)

just computers werent very popular when i was 6 in households... so i never learnt the computer words.

loud speakers however were around in them days :D

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:47, archived)

sadly not

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)

I think I read that he is writing a book

He will have to use one then surely?

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bleepbloop, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:32, archived)

He's wrote 4 books

All hand written on legal paper then some fancy monkeys typed it out for him correcting his REALLY bad spelling and stuff.

He's wrote an autobiography, a follow on from the autobiography which was more of a book on wrestling, a childrens christmas book, and a new one that I don't know what it's about yet!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)

oooooooh

do you have them? I've read the first one, I wanna read the second.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:42, archived)

I have the second

When I have money, I'll just HAVE to get the other two

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)

Tietam Brown

www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,1002226,00.html

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dirty barry, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:46, archived)

I remember

a mate of mine in Nailsea getting his old fella pierced...

Someone shouted out "that looks like a penis, only smaller"

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)

haha!

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)

his dad looked like

a small penis?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:32, archived)

hahaha

he was part of the circus

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

Why would you need to pierce your cock

to get into the circus?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)

And no, there isnt

a punchline.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)

gcse d-grade

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)

yay

for d-grade in German

*high five*

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:32, archived)

yay!

me too!

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barnesy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

woo!

"groß bier, bitte" is all you ever need in germany.

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

I failed a pre GCSE german certificate

woo!

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:43, archived)

i got a B

and an A in french

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new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:33, archived)

ditto

i got a b in spanish as well, though, so i'm the best.

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

I did an E in maths once

is that any good?

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bleepbloop, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)

Did you hug

your teacher?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:42, archived)

reminds me of that joke about brian harvey

the only time he had 12 E's was in his GCSE results

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:45, archived)

Ik kan een klein beetje nederlands praten

Maar geen duits.

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butchbint, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)

perhaps your

name gives away the fact you can speak fluent German... errr. Dutch, I meant Dutch...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:33, archived)

dutch?

deutcsh!

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

you

see what I did there? You see?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

I sleep frog-march

don't you know?

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butchbint, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:39, archived)

I read that

as you sleep frog style. Perhaps with your legs akimbo...

frogive me... Errm, I mean forgive me

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)

All is frogiven

(all I can think of now is spawn... must clean out mind!)

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butchbint, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:45, archived)

hehe

dirty girl ;)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:46, archived)

Sie sprechen Niederländisch. Sprechen Sie bitte hitlers Sprache.

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rob, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:33, archived)

wo is mein apfelsaft?

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new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

Nein!

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butchbint, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)

i speak a bit of german

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GTA, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

Sechs glassier helles bitte, und ein bischien dale die welte geit gleich unter.

[Six glasses of bitter, and quickly please the world's about to end]

But no, other than a few HHG quotes my German sucks.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

Is your German

female?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)

You could offer incentives.

"Let me use your room and you can watch me piece a body part of your choice!"

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:28, archived)

ha ha

maybe "kitteny berk promises not to show you his piercings in return for floorspace"...

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:28, archived)

i was going to offer a hook

he could hang from in my garage

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)

"will piece other people's nads for floor space"

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)

hehe

it's not mutilation, it's modification.

and probably not

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:30, archived)

I have a horrible feeling that some of those are of your 'nads

it is lunchtime you know

:)

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bleepbloop, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:23, archived)

hehe

all 4 are

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:23, archived)

4 nads?

you freak!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:24, archived)

yeah

i slipped a few times....

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:25, archived)

he has 4 nads?

the fucking sick fuck

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new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:24, archived)

ewww

and owwwwwwwww

(There is no Mr Spoon, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:23, archived)

hehe

really is nearly painless

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:24, archived)

*flump*

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:24, archived)

eh?

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Pootle, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:27, archived)

nothing

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:30, archived)

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Pootle, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)

how far is the gap between

'nearly' and 'really'

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bleepbloop, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:26, archived)

well

it's less painful than a blood test, and more a feeling of pressure than stabbing

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:27, archived)

like speedcore

it's an almost way of life.

however i'm concerned that you are doing this at home. is everything clean in your house?

have you vacuum'd?
cleaned the sink?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:30, archived)

Bollocks, cleanliness is bad for you.

It just means if you ever DO get infected with something, your body has no idea what the fuck it's supposed to do.

/scarring from infected wounds

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:32, archived)

i mean general cleaness

not steril cleaness.

we've all eaten our fair share of mud during our lives, heck, i bet most people don't wash their hands after after taking a shit (unless theiir finger goes through the paper)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

i think you just gave

a bit too much away about yourself there...

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

Dan

M3ssenger.
Stat!

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:49, archived)

no
and no

but 3 have been done in the same way with no probs, really just a matter of sense

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:32, archived)

i'm meaning general cleaness of the area.

if you look into it as a profession then these will be things that you'll need to look at.

do you change your underwear often?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:36, archived)

clean enough

and i rarely wear underwear

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

you also get a fun

adrenalin/endorphin rush :)

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jme, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:33, archived)

yep

:-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

i love the fact that when it went wrong you thought

"hey ho - have another stab at it"

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:24, archived)

nice choice of words

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:25, archived)

i thought so.

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:26, archived)

yep

pretty much the case

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:25, archived)

why do you do it?

(don't read that in a perjorative tone of voice, read it in a curious one)

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:26, archived)

for the pain....

really tho, once it's done, if feels fucking great, really just sex toys

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:28, archived)

Groan,

but tee-hee. Oh, and

ARRRRGH!

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Jimmeh, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:28, archived)

You fucked up freak.

What should I have to eat? A fried egg sandwich or some cold beef and whatever I can scrounge together?

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:25, archived)

fired egg sarnie

:-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:26, archived)

tell google what's in your fridge

works a treat

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Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:27, archived)

I don't want to cook properly.

I'm too lazy.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)

Dominos pizza

have a website, so you can place your order without needing to be able to speak Turkish.

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Pootle, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)

If I had money, that would be great.

As I don't, I'm going to go fooding.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:32, archived)

Invite yourself round to someones elses house just before teatime

then be so funny and witty that they insist that you stay for tea.

similarly, you could joke your way into bed with them should you feel the need.

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bleepbloop, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)

does that really work?

hhhmmmmmmm

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

i see no reason why it wouldn't.

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

I don't think it does

but then again, I don't have much in my fridge

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)

I just have

The essentials

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LP, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:43, archived)

For GODS sake

what is the matter with you?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:26, archived)

hehe

don't make me list it all

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:26, archived)

He's from Leicester

that's what's wrong with him. I'm from Leicester, but managed to get out of there before things turned ugly!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:27, archived)

or indeed septic

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bleepbloop, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:27, archived)

Arf!

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splorp ®, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)

berks all septic

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:32, archived)

Hmm

I'm rather sceptic...

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splorp ®, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)

You scare me!

This is worse than goatse!

I'm off for a shower!

And has no one noticed that he said 4 piecing and you can only see three?...I know where the other one is...OUCH!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:26, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop it.

don't post them. i don't want to see your genital piercings.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:28, archived)

you didn't

have to click

but curiosity got the most of you didn't it?

(There is no Mr Spoon, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:29, archived)

anything that says NSFW

and i'm compeled.

but i do not need to see other b3tans genitals.

unless that are hot female b3tans.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)

is there any other kind of female b3tan?

(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:32, archived)

they are all hot.

*100% FACT*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:36, archived)

Is there

a genuine reason for sticking metal through your nads?

Thru the bell I can kindof understand but do you get anything out of having metalic plums?

**genuine question**

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:44, archived)

really

feels pretty good to play with, on the other hand, head area is where it's at for *real* pleasure

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)

a good game of

spirograph!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:59, archived)