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# I got this today, which I thought was an interesting departure.
I'm selling a windsurfing board, in the large widestyle catagory. Why the fuck anyone in nigeria would want a windsurfng board is unknown.

HELLO,
MY NAME IS SMITH HENRY.I AM HIGHLY INTERSTED IN BUYING YOUR(Large Widestyle )I AM A DEALER IN WEST AFRICA.I LIVE IN NIGERIA FOR SOME BUSINESS.I WILL LIKE YOU TO GIVE ME THE PRICE AND THE PICS OF IT I HAVE A BUSINESS PARTNER WHO IS OWING ME AND HE HAS AGREED TO PAY ME BACK.I TOLD HIM I HAVE A (Large Widestyle ) I WANT TO BUY.HE SAID I SHOULD GO FORWARD AND BUY IT,HE SAID HE WILL ISSUE THE PERSON A CASHIER CHECK OR MONEY ORDER.I WILL LIKE YOU TO REPLY BACK SO THAT I CAN TELL HIM TO ISSUE YOU THE PAYMENT.THANKS. BEST REGARDS.

Anyway, emailed him back asking him if he had 18million that he wanted me to help him with.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:36, archived)
# you'll get a reply saying
"Why yes, thanks for asking"
(, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:39, archived)
#
Because everyone in nigeria has a brother/father/uncle who died in a plane/car/train crash and left 18million.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# to
windsurf with?
(, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Ah yes, that would be it.
(isn't nigeria fairly desert-like?)
(, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:45, archived)