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# Not a picture, but I need advice...
I received the following offer today. Should I (A) accept his offer, or (B) get as many people as I can to spam him into oblivion?

I'll leave it up to you...


Attention:ceo

I have been mandated by my colleagues on the Committee to seek your
assistance in the transfer of the sum of US$31.5Million.
Please, endeavour to give me your telephone/fax number(s)including a bank
details for the transfer of the above fund,through which we can communicate
with you in confidence essence to this transaction.

Please reply me with this e-mail address[[email protected]]

We await your urgent response.
Yours Faithfully,

DR.MIKE CHIBUZOR.
CHIARMAN CONTRACT
REVEIW
(GARY R., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:29, archived)
# yes, can you send him my credit card number too please
it's 8129 2114 9712 6282 expiry date 03/04
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Oi!
Too Many WORDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:30, archived)
# yes, he could have made each thousand words into a picture
and then any left over into a relevant fraction of a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I always send them
a collection of Sparks lyrics, but they never write back.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:31, archived)
# SPARKS
Wow someone else remembers them!

I love the keyboard brother. The sort of camp aggressive look he always had.

Amazing!!
(bazonix, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# he looked
like hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:34, archived)
# and my
primary school headmaster
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Jesus
Scary head, man.
(bazonix, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# RON MAEL!!!
YAAAAAY!

I'm 18 and i still know Sparks very well


I have two of their albums ._.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# here: Knock yourself out
Talent is an Asset
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Thanks
Very silly.

*pouts angrily*

Heh
(bazonix, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Ron, he was called
my Dad photographed them, once
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:40, archived)
# When she's on her best behaviour
Don't be tempted by her favours
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:34, archived)
# SPAM IT
SPAM IT HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:31, archived)
# accept him
and take hi mfor a ride,

remember to ask him to give you a photo of huim holding a sign saying 'mr Bukkake"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:31, archived)
# you exspect me to read tha?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:31, archived)
# it's a nigerian
money scam letter, you just need to read the header and the end
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Spam it to hell!
You know you want to!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Oh for fucks sake ...
Bloody internet newbies.

It's the 419 scam, go look it up and don't think too hard about responding (people have actually been killed in relation to this shit).

Go read www.secretservice.gov/alert419.shtml for some real information.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:32, archived)
# always trust hagbard's secret service links
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# now come on...
we were all newbies once. Play nice.
Unless they're particularly annoying n00bs.
Like me.
(McDave, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# heh, heh
I know what it is, I was just hoping you guys would have original spamming ideas :OP
(GARY R., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:36, archived)
# check the b3ta id number -
he signed up before you did, making you the noob, noob!
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# don't bother spamming
he'll have a different email address in two days time
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I suspect the Direct marketing association will also
have new email addresses after today
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:39, archived)
# i agree,
matt "mad dog" jay really IS cooler than james bourke. and they ARE a good band, and they DO understand their total lack of credibility.

if something is too long to read, i assume it's just a question about Busted.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:34, archived)
# wise words there
I shall treat my next missive from management in this vein.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Cock the fuck off
you minge baseing fuckwit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:35, archived)
# it's
in the name, it's all in the name
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:36, archived)
# I got this today, which I thought was an interesting departure.
I'm selling a windsurfing board, in the large widestyle catagory. Why the fuck anyone in nigeria would want a windsurfng board is unknown.

HELLO,
MY NAME IS SMITH HENRY.I AM HIGHLY INTERSTED IN BUYING YOUR(Large Widestyle )I AM A DEALER IN WEST AFRICA.I LIVE IN NIGERIA FOR SOME BUSINESS.I WILL LIKE YOU TO GIVE ME THE PRICE AND THE PICS OF IT I HAVE A BUSINESS PARTNER WHO IS OWING ME AND HE HAS AGREED TO PAY ME BACK.I TOLD HIM I HAVE A (Large Widestyle ) I WANT TO BUY.HE SAID I SHOULD GO FORWARD AND BUY IT,HE SAID HE WILL ISSUE THE PERSON A CASHIER CHECK OR MONEY ORDER.I WILL LIKE YOU TO REPLY BACK SO THAT I CAN TELL HIM TO ISSUE YOU THE PAYMENT.THANKS. BEST REGARDS.

Anyway, emailed him back asking him if he had 18million that he wanted me to help him with.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:36, archived)
# you'll get a reply saying
"Why yes, thanks for asking"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:39, archived)
#
Because everyone in nigeria has a brother/father/uncle who died in a plane/car/train crash and left 18million.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# to
windsurf with?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Ah yes, that would be it.
(isn't nigeria fairly desert-like?)
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:45, archived)
# See
www.scamorama.com/ for much fraud-related arfness
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 16:45, archived)