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# 'fuck on'
the catchphrase of the member of the fantastic four they never told you about...
(martian, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Now I think of it
they all have Porn names.
Mr Fantastic (stretching powers)
The Thing.
The Human Torch
The Invisible Girl...um...except her.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)
# the
fantastic fifth?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)
# the super six
they ddn't tell you about the amazing piss-boy either.
(martian, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:12, archived)
# The Amazing Cock.
The Norkeress.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)
# they were never part of the super six
they were a seperate crime-fighting group, spun off by marvel in the mid-80s. "the fucking heroes" they were called.
(martian, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)
# I remember them
they got there powers after the Porn studio they were all working in got bomabarded by Nuclear Cosmic Ion Ray Beams from Space.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:17, archived)
# that's them.
their nemesis, major turnoff, was always trying to stop people having sex with each other. fortunately the fucking heroes would always save the days with their super-powers, a startling array of sex toys and some frankly indecent costumes.
(martian, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Do you remember when
Captain Spunky stuck that Dildo right up The Prudes arse.
God bless Stan Lee for that one.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:21, archived)
# yeah
that was way kewl!
(martian, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:23, archived)
# stop this filth.
at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:16, archived)
# To the Fuck Mobile
they'd shout.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:18, archived)