Kittens are too good to use
So the bods at the Ministry of Transport have decided to use surplus babies...

Watch out!
From the
New Uses for Children challenge. See all
246 entries (closed)
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Hibbyz Erm, what do I with this then?,
Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:33,
archived)
eeep!
very scary!
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evil pixie,
Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:33,
archived)
mental snigger
meaning woo yay
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes,
Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:33,
archived)
bum sneeze
i think i need to change my boxers
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?,
Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:35,
archived)
nostril sniger
followed by involoutnary sit up straight in chair
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes,
Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:36,
archived)
his first word will be
oshitofuckoshitofuckoshitofuckoshitofuckoshitofuckoshitofuckoshitofuckoshitofuckoshitofuckoshitofuckoshitofuckoshitofuckoshitofuck!
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:37,
archived)
no
it'd be
CONVOY!
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes,
Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:38,
archived)
OR
DON'T OVERTAKE!
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C_R_O_W_E,
Sat 26 Jul 2003, 10:13,
archived)