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[challenge entry] my neigbour's kid
tried shaving for the first time today

From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 246 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Ouch
thats gotta hurt !
(dodgethegod, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)
# i did something similar
this evening. and it did, a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:41, archived)
# !

calls child protection
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:43, archived)
# mwa-hah-hah haaaaaargh!
grins maniacly (sic)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:45, archived)
# haha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Shave his belly with a rusty razor!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor!
Ear-ly in the morning!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)
# /me is reminded
of duckula
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:43, archived)
# .
*mule, puke*
(Daveh, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:37, archived)
# eww
i'm not sure I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:38, archived)
#
carved an x right into his cheek, he did.

edit: ah, well nevermind. i'll never understand these fickle redexes.
(kookoobirdz, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)
# last saw him by the Severn bridge, I did
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Ooh now that reminds me
I cut my hands on a razor when I was little!
I'd forgotten all about that!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:44, archived)
# i put
a paper clip in an plug socket when i was little...gave me a bit of a shock
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:45, archived)
# i put
the purple/silver foil from a dairy milk bar in a plug socket when i was a toddler, I can still see the flash when i blink
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:48, archived)
# I did the same...
I've been Festering ever since...
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:49, archived)
# nice.....
teach him not to use shaving cream!
(Jane-is-happy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:46, archived)
# supermoore says he actually tried that as a kid
which is why he has a fucking huge scar on his right cheek
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:48, archived)
# kids shaving heads..
My daughter (now six) got ahold of a gillette when she was about three, shaved a big chunk of her hair off (that's ALL thank god!!) Then did the same damn thing when she was about four.. that time she took a bigger chunk of hair, and just AFTER she'd had a haircut, so no way to hide it..

KIDS!! ARRGGHH!!!
Kristy
(krispyp, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 2:57, archived)