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# FACT
its easy to hypnotise a rabbit
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)
# FACT02
All rabbits are terrififed of A Clockwork Orange. I bought thirty of them a couple of years ago (when the DVD came out) and forced them to watch it. The results were as follows;

16 of them took their own lives.
Another twelve wept uncontrollably throughout the whole thing.
I don't know what happened to the other two. They sneaked off half way through.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)
# FACT
I can't fucking hummus.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)
# but what then?
make it eat an onion in front of its mates without its pants?
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)