
or something like that. BAH, I botched it. Oh well, it's still funny.
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Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:23,
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Am I dying or is this my birthday?
When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.
~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964
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Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:25,
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When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.
~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964

I hope I'm that witty on my deathbed, I'll probably say something silly like "OH GOD WHY ME???"
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Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:27,
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is someone to rewrite my life story after I die, coming up with witty stories and phrases so make myself look more clever than I really was.
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Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:33,
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'think of something witty and tell them I said it'
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Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:34,
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think of a question, that has a valid answer, and i bet SOMEONE knows.
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Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:35,
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It's all been very interesting.
~~ Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, writer, d. 1762
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Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:31,
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~~ Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, writer, d. 1762