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# They made me do it.


I don't know... you pop out to the gym for an hour and nearly miss the bandwagon. Guess that's why gyms are bad for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The One and Only Sheriff Fatman, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:10, archived)
# hehehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:12, archived)
# i like the suicide facts in your profile!
that guy shot himself on air! thats fucked up!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:16, archived)
# That guy
was a woman...but thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:17, archived)
# oh yeah
didnt read that bit right, just read "Chris".


Someone showed me this video one time of a US senator (I think) that had been caught embezzling funds, and he called a press conference and shot himself in the head with a revolver. Thats was pretty fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:19, archived)
# really?
That's quite strange...but strangly appealing, just think if Jeffery Archer had done that...or Peter Mandelson
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:21, archived)
# yeah, id pay to see that....
Hed been caught stealing funds, and i believe hed been caught sleeping with a prostitute on the same day. Calls a conference, and blows his own head off.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:22, archived)
# i always like your lists
i think Hart Crane is my favourite this time

have you ever done famous last words?
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:21, archived)
# "what bus?"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:21, archived)
# "What, is it my birthday?'
or something like that. BAH, I botched it. Oh well, it's still funny.
(Vorpal Bunny, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:23, archived)
# I got it
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Nancy Astor
Am I dying or is this my birthday?
When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.
~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964

(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Yeah, that's it.
I hope I'm that witty on my deathbed, I'll probably say something silly like "OH GOD WHY ME???"
(Vorpal Bunny, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Im hoping to fart, and then burst out laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Actually, what I hope for...
is someone to rewrite my life story after I die, coming up with witty stories and phrases so make myself look more clever than I really was.
(Vorpal Bunny, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:33, archived)
# I've got mine planned
'think of something witty and tell them I said it'
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:34, archived)
# *parp!*
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:35, archived)
# cunning ;)
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:37, archived)
# do you know who said
"it has all been most interesting"?
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:28, archived)
#
Lady Mary Montagu
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:30, archived)
# thankyou :)
(proving PMGT's point)
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:31, archived)
# see!?
think of a question, that has a valid answer, and i bet SOMEONE knows.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:35, archived)
# maybe
It's all been very interesting.
~~ Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, writer, d. 1762
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:31, archived)
# It is my firm belief.
that between everyone at b3ta, we know EVERYTHING. Everyone has special little bits of knowledge that no-one else does.....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:29, archived)
# "... and nobody touch that plunger"
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:23, archived)
# yes
Last week.
Next week I'm thinking of last words before execution
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:22, archived)
# how about "please dont kill me?"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:23, archived)
# ah!
i was on holiday in the highlands last week!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:25, archived)
# haha hehe
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Do the RAC do callouts to broken down Bandwagons?
The wheels fell off mine
(Adrian Mole, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:14, archived)
# i dn't think so
we only deal with the AA on this site

edit you post, somehow you've entered a compo
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:15, archived)
# 12 Step Plan
Mine name is Adrian and I'm a kittenholic

What's a compo? (Non-sarcastic answers only please)
(Adrian Mole, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:16, archived)
# a competition
edit your post and make sure the drop down menu says 'a normal post'
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Aaaaaahhh.
Yes, but it might have been a competition. A special one that only I know about.
(Adrian Mole, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:18, archived)
# it might have been
but you entered the b3ta book of world records challenge :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Damn you and your Jedi reflexes!
I'll stop answering questions now... :)
(I helped save b3ta! The One and Only Sheriff Fatman, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Then you're guaranteed to win...
...but you won't get a prize. Or beat anyone. So a bit pointless, really :)
(I helped save b3ta! The One and Only Sheriff Fatman, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Mmmmmm
But it will make me feel better. I live on the Isle of Man where all the kittens have no tails. I need all the cheering up I can get
(Adrian Mole, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:22, archived)
# A competition
In this case, a new use for children, a Kinder egg toy, a fake Japanese product, an entry in the b3ta Book of Records or a promotion for World Smoking Day.

As opposed to a normal post.

Y'see?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The One and Only Sheriff Fatman, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:18, archived)
# I wanna be in his gang
wooo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:16, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:22, archived)