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# That am WOO
And welcome Belle.. please read the standard greeting below:

SO, YOU'VE BECOME A B3TAN, HERE IS THE
STANDARD GREETINGS, THAT YOU, AS A NEW B3TAN
MUST USE ON OTHER NEW B3TANS:

1)'Welcome, pull up a kitten and sit a spell'
2)'Welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave'
3)'Welcome, you poor, poor miserable bastard.'
4)'You are NOT welcome, as you are a (insert
favorite explative here) troll!

and lastly...

5)'Welcome to b3ta, it's more addictive than crack'


I hope these will help in the future.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 3:30, archived)
# Don't forget
"Anti-depressants are in the top drawer."
and (if someone asks you to do something)
"What are we, your (insert requested action here) bitches?"

/repost

They look related to me.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 3:38, archived)