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[challenge entry] Devil Children


make great night lights.

From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 246 entries (closed)

(Texas Belle, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 2:48, archived)
# I'm scared
somebody hold me
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 29 Jul 2003, 2:55, archived)
# I need holding aswell
fucking scary
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 3:15, archived)
# The Lord Satan ist everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 3:27, archived)
# That am WOO
And welcome Belle.. please read the standard greeting below:

SO, YOU'VE BECOME A B3TAN, HERE IS THE
STANDARD GREETINGS, THAT YOU, AS A NEW B3TAN
MUST USE ON OTHER NEW B3TANS:

1)"Welcome, pull up a kitten and sit a spell"
2)"Welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave"
3)"Welcome, you poor, poor miserable bastard."
4)"You are NOT welcome, as you are a (insert
favorite explative here) troll!

and lastly...

5)"Welcome to b3ta, it's more addictive than crack"


I hope these will help in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 3:30, archived)
# Don't forget
"Anti-depressants are in the top drawer."
and (if someone asks you to do something)
"What are we, your (insert requested action here) bitches?"

/repost

They look related to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 3:38, archived)