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# ....
I've never had a thread dedicated to me before.. :D
I'm not lurking anyway, I'm working :)
I'm just taking frequent short breaks.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:20, archived)
# A Likely story!
and the burning still hurts, should i do something about it or wait it out?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:21, archived)
# I told you
you fool, put water on it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:22, archived)
# but the burning was fun at first
but not it hurts to move my legs, and teh affected area is all red...


/Edit

burnings all gone, everything is normal again, but now my willy smells of aftershave..
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:23, archived)
# PUT
SOME BASTARD WATER ON IT.

It'll fall off if you don't!*

May not be completely true

Edit: No, the burning's only gone because the aftershave has probably burned away the nerves or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:25, archived)
# have you noticed
how no-one has questioned this conversation, they just let it happen....
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:26, archived)
# That's
because they've seen your sort before.
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:27, archived)
# and what sort would that be?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:28, archived)
# Oi! Stop working
and get back to wanking. Hard!
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:22, archived)
# I'm torn between
the best W word and the worst W word!
I wish I could get paid for wanking it hard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:23, archived)
# wank under your desk at work
then they'll bever know

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:24, archived)
# I
don't have a desk :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:26, archived)
# do it really slwly, with your hand in your pocket trying to look inconspicuous
while talking to your boss, or standing next to him/her
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:29, archived)