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# You know
going to the pub might have been more fun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)
# probably
but i can't afford it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Go and have
some chocolate milk, followed by poached eggs on toast, with freshly cracked black pepper. Always does the vodka hangover for me.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)
# what...
you just vomit all the toxins up?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Resolve...
Get some resolve. It's "Vomit or cure" medicine.....
(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)
# i think
bacon, black pudding, egg and sausage cobs are in order
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Hold the pigs blood on mine
I'll have everything else on a plate!
(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:09, archived)
# black pudding is
made from sheep

it's the leftovers from Haggis, dog-toys and Jumpers

[edit] and that fryup sounds lurvly
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Christ! Even worse
I will never eat that damn stuff again I tell you!
(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:12, archived)
# what is wrong with haggis?
the only thing wrong with my haggis is that there are never any leftovers. I can eat a whole one in one go :o)
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)
# SAUSAGE COBS?
Sounds like a nasty cock-disease.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Where I come from
They call a cob a batch *fact*
(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)
# cobs -
leicester word for a proper crusty roll
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaha.
Leicester's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:12, archived)
# i know
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:13, archived)
# You can tell it's really shit
because no-one ever tries to argue with you. Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:16, archived)
# I don't know much about Leicester
But if you want an argument about whether it shit or not, I will give it my best shot.

*clears throat*

Leicester isn't shit. It is where Walkers crisps come from.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Agreed
They have the roughest 24hr garages in the world
(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Cob is the roll on its own.
If it's got something in it (bacon, soss, greasy chips, whatever) it becomes a buttie. Sheffield FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:19, archived)
# oh
you mean a barm?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Evidently...!
Don'cha just love colloquialisms.

I've never used that word before and I feel really clever now!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)
# linguistic Gold star awarded
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Woo!
Head immediately triples in size
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)