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# so am i now
swine
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)
# i feel queasy,
have run out of painkillers and have to go for a slap-up lunch in 2 hours.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)
# what about a nice greasy bacon sandwich served up in a dirty ashtray
:P
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Always
does it for me!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)
# I am trying to persuade my boss
to let me have the afternoon off.
He's not looking all that impressed with the idea.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)
# that's not fair
but I'll keep my fingers crossed for you
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Possibly
because you're wasting your morning in here
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)
# no
it's cos he knows that I am hungover, and he is in a position of power.
I may just pretend to chuck up instead, but I think there won't be alot of sympathy.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)
# I just had some mushroom pate buttys.
Cos I'm dead posh, but now I want some cake. Life's just not fair.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)
# yay! for people's birthdays at work
there was cake for all this morning. Would you like a doughnut, a danish pastry, a giant cookie or a Galaxy cake bar?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)
# does the donut have jam?
If not, it's got to be the Danish every time.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)
# they are jammy doughnuts, yes
I'm struggling through a pecan danish
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)
# I love jam donuts.
When they built a tescos opposite my school I went through my only period of being a bit overweight, as tescos jam donuts are both cheap and delicious.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)
# *loads doughnut catapult, aims north*
FIRE!
Incoming!
There you go, m'dear. Thank Julie.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)
# it's paté
and it mings
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Pedant.
Philistine.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)