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Who is this Nellyphant?

Ah, 'Boo and Naf' for effort me thinks.

(Demoniac, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:58, archived)

Wot no plaster?

God, I hate that narcissistic git.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)

Darn Plasters!

They never stick when you want them too. I guess it fell off.

Or perhaps I just forget. Oops.

(Demoniac, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:01, archived)

i never

understood the whole plaster thing.

Was he trying to prove he shaved?

(Flower has a new job!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:06, archived)

Top

punnage-ing-ness

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:00, archived)

#It's gettin' hot in here,

So pack yo' trunk right up,
I'm gonna bugger off,
And leave this badass circus.#

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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:01, archived)

its getting hot in here

can you turn the heating down
I dont want - to get
a flippin big gaaasss biiiiillll

(C) Pitman

** I just spotted myself on the front page - thanks whoever decided to whack it up

(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:04, archived)

yay

to Nellie the Elephant!

To Bombay
A travelling circus came
They brought an intelegent elephant
and Nellie was her name

One dark night
she slipt her iron chain, and of she ran
to Hindustan and was never seen again

oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump
trump trump trump

Night by night she danced to the circus band
When Nellie was leading the big parade she looked
so proud and grand

No more tricks for Nellie to performe
They taught her how to take a bow and she tooked
to crowd by storm

oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump
trump trump trump

The head of the heard was calling far far away
they meet one night in silver light
on the road to Mandaley

oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump
trump trump trump

and woo to the Toy Dolls!

(radja, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:20, archived)

yay

I did one like that.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:21, archived)

Damn You.

For being quicker and more talented.

I actually did my inferior version for a different board, but was forced to post it here too.

(Demoniac, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:39, archived)