Woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre.
So the barman gave her one.
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pxyzyzygy,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:39,
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My sister's favourite joke of all time.
You could try "what's blue and no longers fits?"
Dead epileptic.
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Pig,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:47,
archived)