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(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# WOO!
ain't it the truth.


and with that, i shall leave work and go get drunk. FRIIIIIIDAY!

night all : )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Hey Magoo......
You got THAT right.
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# yay!
where do i sign?

oh......
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# If you can read this.........
you are signed.
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# no shit!
and it's free??

bargain!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# does that mean deaf people can understand me?
DEAF FUCKERS!!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# did they get that?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# so's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# careful
i can lip read
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# I can rip lead.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)
# beast!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)
# speak up! I can't hear you!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Is this one of those......
deaf people "sign" cos they can't talk - inside out - "Just trying to "f" with your head" kinda questions? If so, I'm not biting. I know damn well deaf people (unless they're blind) can read text. ASCII is the best fucking thing that ever happened to those poor deaf bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# can't everyone talk inside out?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# that's i was what thinking
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)
# El Quoto.......
If so..... I'm not biting....

Dig?

(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)
# The
first 'shop is always free
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# ya,
then you're fuckin' hooked.

You get all buggy and can't wait for the next fix.

Is there a b3ta addict support group in South Carolina???
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# No
but there is a place where you can visit a red caboose.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:28, archived)
# ALL ABOARD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Man.........
You're a life save. Winnsboro is just a hoot and an holler down the pike a piece.

Mucho thankage.
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:40, archived)
# haahaha !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Gets my vote
for truthfulness. Still have job, tho.
(useless, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 1:55, archived)
# I'm gonna use that as a link graphic!
Nice one! So true, no wonder I'm leaving here in 2 weeks..
(Scroatey, Mon 4 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)