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# apparantly hes a right diva
will only drink bottled water when it's room temperature and has his own personal arse wiper
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)
# I heard
He would eat a peanut unless a famous Japanese emporer was carved on each one
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)
# even his mum thinks hes a cnut....
....and shes not wrong
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Even Jesus thinks he's a cunt
and that's saying something
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)
# jeses loves everyone and everything*
*see Appendix 4:23 "Beddingfield, David"
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:20, archived)
# I once slept on his
bedroom floor. 100% of fact.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:20, archived)