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# Gormless Chimp


Number 1 - Can someone explain please?
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)
# I went
To TOTP, and had to stand through him and Busted. Pure fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)
# What did you expect?
That's what TOTP is!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Ive seen
many a good rock band there (and met Billy Corgan) it was just having a summer off month, but Goldfrapp were there so it wasnt all bad
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins
Homer Simpson, Smiling Politely
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:18, archived)
# *giggle giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:19, archived)
# apparantly hes a right diva
will only drink bottled water when it's room temperature and has his own personal arse wiper
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)
# I heard
He would eat a peanut unless a famous Japanese emporer was carved on each one
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)
# even his mum thinks hes a cnut....
....and shes not wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Even Jesus thinks he's a cunt
and that's saying something
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)
# jeses loves everyone and everything*
*see Appendix 4:23 "Beddingfield, David"
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:20, archived)
# I once slept on his
bedroom floor. 100% of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:20, archived)
# easy
majority of the single-buying public are between the ages of 10-15, and have neither taste nor sense.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)
# The poor
Children, lets start a campaign and fund for them
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)
# yeah!
we can make a benefit record featuring busted & daniel bedingfield and...oh no, wait
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)
# No no
We get Brian Sewell and Brian May to write a song called "Give Art A Chance Kids"
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)
# gah
brian sewell! possibly the most annoying man alive!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)
# But a hilarious voice.
on par with Bwian Walden
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)
# If he
Didnt exist, think of all them Dead RIngers sketches where people are baffled about who its supposed to be.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:11, archived)
# I second
That comment. He exists just like Richard Littlejohn does, so we can shake our heads at the extremeness that people go to be stupid
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Nor
the ability to hear.
(I helped save b3ta! A Pregnant Dog, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)
# beningfield makes you gay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Bendingfield?
(I helped save b3ta! A Pregnant Dog, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)
# no,
beningfield
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
# I'm aged 10-15ish.
He's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)
# When I was 15 I
was listening to hardcore punk to relax.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
# When I was 15...
....I would wank to relax.

I would wank hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)
# plus ca change
plus c'est la meme chose
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Well...
...it broke once, so I can't wank it hard anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Is it
Slow now?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Didnt do
Any damage did it?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)
# i don't think the age is so important
anyone who'll spend £4 on a song and two remixes, unless it's a really good song, or the b-side is fab, probably doesn't have much sense.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:11, archived)
# or they are unlikely to produce
an album of such talent that is in the single
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)
# It's quite bizarre
his song seems to be sqwarking on the radio at the moment (it's either him or Craaiiiig Daaavvviid, I seem to tune out when they start)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
# I can't listen to FM radio.
To much inane babble...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Try that
6 Music, its good, honest
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)