I opened it up, howled at my Beloved whenever it didn't do what I wanted,
then yelled 'SHUTUPSHUTUP' whenever he tried to explain how it worked.
I think that counts as number 2 on your list.
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 6 Aug 2003, 15:05,
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i did the same...
only as i've no beloved, i just kicked my computer til it called a truce and did as i wished.
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Wed 6 Aug 2003, 15:07,
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