s'an olde english gag,
'I buy the Financial Times because I've got a pink bathroom'
lays another one to rest
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witchy is covered in BEES,
Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:33,
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Hm.
I am English and yet I know not of this joke.
It is rare that a joke be so old as to be beyond my radar.
You may have won the battle, but you have not won the kitchen set.
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The Ghost of Stephen Foster,
Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:35,
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