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# i just had a fly land on my screen and try walking about
so when it walked towards the top of the screen, i scrolled down so it got confused and started thinking it was walking backwards, so it would turn around, and ill scroll back up again, and it would again get confused and turn around. I just spent 5 minutes watching it rotate on my screen. It was a little ray of happiness in an otherwise pretty miserable day.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Hehehe
I do the same thing. THEN I DESTROY THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# it flew off.
i could have killed it, but i felt momentarily fluffy, and therefore mercyful.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Ahh
You show signs of weakness. I HAVE NONE.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# do you walk down the street,
occasionally pointing at people, announcing "YOU HAVE A WEAKNESS" and start bludgeoning them with a cricket bat?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# don't
you?
(martian, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)
# i use padded baseball bats
leaves less dents in the skull and takes longer to kill, meaning the thrill of bludgeoning is extended.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# I shall try that.
I will not thankyou for this tip, as politeness is a weakness, and I HAVE NONE.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)
# you have a weakness
your inability to think of that before him/her

YOU HAVE A WEAKNESS
(vork and burlap, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Noooo
Ok. That's my one weakness.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:22, archived)
# But by admitting my weakness
That's another weakness. Damnit.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:22, archived)
# ha ha ha
YOU ARE WEAK! DESTROY!
(martian, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)
# weakness piss.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)
# you just admitted to having a weakness.
thats another weakness.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Pointing out
that admitting you have a weakness is a weakness is a weakness.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:26, archived)
# i have lots of weaknesses.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Having lots of weaknesses
is...







...not a weakness.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:30, archived)
# I have many.
but i do my best to cover them up...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# ...what is this thing
you humans call... "love"..?
(martian, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# why do you touch me there?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# he wants his
crisps back :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# it's our special secret
and mummy and daddy can't ever know...
(martian, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# You can
love too much...
(Fellmeister, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# s'funny
the judge said *exactly* the same thing in his summing-up.
(martian, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)
# I know
i did.

/M'lud
(Fellmeister, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Daddy drinks because
you cry!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# daddy drank!
"i just wanted you know son, that i could kill you in your sleep... all you gotta have is the will to do it, and quiet shoes...

...and son?

...these are very quiet shoes"
(martian, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:24, archived)
# I now know
why you cry...

(Fellmeister, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# .....its because im stood on your foot.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# Would you mind awfully,
if you moved off it?
(Fellmeister, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)
# yes.
it's my turn. come on tom, fair's fair.
(martian, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# yes.
youre going to stand there until you enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# He he he
stoopid fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# You were wanking to the fly,
weren't you?
(Armer Farmer, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# I'd have smacked
the cunt with a rolled-up newspaper. But that's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Does she like
having her cunt smacked with a rolled up newspaper? got any photos?


want to buy some?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Smacked...
invaded...

read to...
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# I'm
wanking as I read this.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)
# No, you fool!
That's the business section!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Investments can go down as well as up
down.. up.. down..up....
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:20, archived)
# and remember,
lifts can go down as well as up, but the fuckin' lodnon eye *keeps going*. Margh!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Big fan of the
FTSE, myself.

Mmmm... FTSE...
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)
# I prefer
GTSE myself.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:27, archived)
# stop that,
even though I think it's well funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:28, archived)
# And on that apologetic note
I must say good night.

good night

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:30, archived)
# Nighty-
night.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:32, archived)
# have you got`
a pink bathroom?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:27, archived)
# No,
but I have am infra-red anteroom.


This may be a lie.


But that's because I don't get it.

edit: the question, that is. I get plenty of 'it'. Practically on tap.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)
# s'an olde english gag,
'I buy the Financial Times because I've got a pink bathroom'

lays another one to rest
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Hm.
I am English and yet I know not of this joke.

It is rare that a joke be so old as to be beyond my radar.


You may have won the battle, but you have not won the kitchen set.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:35, archived)
# Isn't that a tune by The Prodigy?
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# funnily enough I
found out today I've got the full version of that video. Now...what to tape over it with...hmmm....hehe....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# Currently trying
to get a fly to stay on my screen.....

Perhaps I should use super glue. Hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# cover your screen
in blue tac
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Sussed it
Covered it in maple syrup.
byut i masy habve ttroubbnle shoopingh toniight.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# delicious
and evil!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# i had a spider
chase my pointer for a good 10 minutes once

it was amazing, and a memory i will cherish forever
(vork and burlap, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# how good are insects and monitors?
i mean, how good are they????
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# better than toast
but not as good as lego
(vork and burlap, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# lego is great.
one day, when i have enough lego, im going to build a box round myself.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)
# How would you
put the last piece in?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# with my tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)
# me and my brother
once made a huge city out of loads of lego and then stomped all over it pretending to be monsters

100% FACT
(vork and burlap, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# i do that every thursday night......
Ive been kicked out of 53 model villages up and down the country.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)
# monitors eat insects
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:21, archived)
# do you have proof of this?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:24, archived)
# yes
yes i do
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:35, archived)
# kittens
will chase pointers.

and sometimes older cats if they're in the right frame of mind.


(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 2:51, archived)
# How rare!
G'night you fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# night dood.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# it's too hot
to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# have you been
demoted?
(vork and burlap, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# I went to my Fortress of Solitude
and gave up my powers for the love of a mortal woman.

I'm going to bookmark this one
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# good job you cut'n'
pasted the standard reply innit!!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# I see...
nonetheless, fair enough
(vork and burlap, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Cats chase pointers sometimes
And here's a possible GC:

What happens if you click the "Break this Record" button?
(Indole Ring, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:24, archived)
# i'm off to bed
good night
have my favourite pic that ive done for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:27, archived)