i told everyone stouffer's joke:
'q. whaich is the most confused animal in the jungle?
a. the polar bear.'
the only person not to laugh was mark steel, the humourless bastard.
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a. the polar bear.'
the only person not to laugh was mark steel, the humourless bastard.
Also from the brain of Stouffer.
He was arguing with an ex, when he came out with.
"Shut up, the most intelligent thing ever to come out of your mouth is my cock."
Genius.
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"Shut up, the most intelligent thing ever to come out of your mouth is my cock."
Genius.
i was a precocious little fucker when i was young
but i'm still rpoud of the following exchange, which took place in my final year at comprehensive school (after i'd dropped a pen or something):
tracey: hahahahahaa
me: tracey, you're less intelligent thatn the make-up you're wearing, so shut the fuck up
tracey: i'm not wearing make-up!
me: that doesn't make me wrong.
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tracey: hahahahahaa
me: tracey, you're less intelligent thatn the make-up you're wearing, so shut the fuck up
tracey: i'm not wearing make-up!
me: that doesn't make me wrong.
that is the most offensive,
and at the same time, the funniest, thing I have ever heard. JESUS CHRIST.
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