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# Not
a major gain for the gene pool then....
(, Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)
# never mind the length, feel the mirth....
Paul has three sons from his first wife Jackie. The middle son Martin has involved himself in his father’s shows and has often toured with him. Gary, the youngest, is a computer expert, working in the North East. But Paul’s eldest son, Paul jnr, has turned out, much to his father’s anguish and frustration, to be the bete noir of the family.

In a recent national newspaper article, the magician admitted to having no idea where his son was, or what he was doing. He was recently released from prison after serving a sentence for fraud, and in the past had been fined and given a suspended sentence for driving while disqualified, after a second drink driving offence. Later he was to embarrass the Daniels family by getting drunk and selling stories about his father to the newspapers. When he was 20 he stole his father’s Ferrari, which many interpret as the action of someone crying out for attention, a child perhaps who couldn’t cope with having a famous father.

Paul Daniels did see his his son in prison after a lapse of ten years and on his release took him in when he turned up roaring drunk. They had another blazing row and that was the last he saw of his eldest son.
(, Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:38, archived)
# well..
Thats Magic !
(, Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)
# Christ!
You've managed something I never thought possible, Spong.

I feel sorry for Paul Daniels.

What have you done to me?

WHAT HAVE YOU CREATED?
(, Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:42, archived)
# Count
to ten...take deep breaths....think calming thoughts....the feelings you have at the moment will pass ....
(, Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)
# One... two... three...
...nine...ten...he's a cunt.

That's much better. Cheers.
(, Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:46, archived)
# See
the old ways are the best....
(, Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)